Smirnoff League ’26-’27 season

14 managers. One closet. Every zero is an ice.

The league, live

This week in the closet

Scores, standings, brackets and the ice ledger for all 14 teams. Sign in to see yours.

The rule book

Any starter who scores 0.0 or less is an ice.

An empty slot or a player on bye counts. You set the lineup.

The lowest scoring team of the week owes one more. Ties all owe.

You’ve got ice!

Ices are due by the next Sunday at 1:00 PM.

Each late week adds another ice for every ice still owed. Late ices don’t earn late ices.

Sundays, 1 PM onward

LIVE Demo data. Fake player, real consequences.

When a starter hits zero the row freezes over and the badge ticks up. Nobody can hear you scream in a frozen row.

Weeks 15-17

Smirnoff League has encountered a problem and needs to close you in a closet.

Lose every toilet bowl game and you spend a night in a dark closet with a head lamp and a 300-piece puzzle.

We are sorry for the inconvenience. We are not sorry.