Smirnoff League ’26-’27 season
14 managers. Every zero is an ice.
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This week in the league
Scores, standings, brackets and the ice ledger for all 14 teams. Sign in to see yours.
League Status
The rule book
How ice works
Critical Error: zero means ice
Any starter who scores 0.0 or less is an ice.
An empty slot or a player on bye counts. You set the lineup.
Critical Error: lowest score
The lowest scoring team of the week owes one more. Ties all owe.
You’ve got ice!
Ices are due by the next Sunday at 1:00 PM.
Each late week adds another ice for every ice still owed. Late ices don’t earn late ices.
Sundays, 1 PM onward
Ice Watch
Ice Watch - Live (demo)
LIVE Demo data. Fake player, real consequences.
- WRDemo Receiver Week 33 ices this week0.00
When a starter hits zero the row freezes over and the badge ticks up. Nobody can hear you scream in a frozen row.
Weeks 15-17
The Toilet Bowl
The Toilet Bowl.exe
Smirnoff League has encountered a problem: you.
Lose every toilet bowl game and you finish dead last, with the league punishment to match.
We are sorry for the inconvenience. We are not sorry.